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sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

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postwhitesociety:

lfromgeek2sleek:

fatmaninalittlesuit:

lady-fett:

I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.

APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?

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I am doing this from now on.  Fellas you have been warned.

lmao genius

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fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: When pansexuals, polysexuals, bisexuals, homosexuals, and asexuals gather in one place together, a rainbow will appear, leading to the promised land of Accurate Representation in Popular Media.

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lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

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perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

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okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

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jethrocane:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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Bonus: WHEN YOU WATCH A SAD MOVIE BUT YOU FORGET YOURE WEARING EYELINER

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WHEN U GET IN THE SHOWER BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

herhmione:

it pisses me off how writing doesn’t get people money unless they’re like jk rowling like writing books should be one of the highest paying jobs in the world that shit is hard

i bet that open heart surgeries are harder

Open heart surgeries can be taught. You can’t teach a person a world that no one else has created.

you won this time. 

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waffleawful:

2spookyprincess:

discoveringdaniel:

discoveringdaniel:

waffleawful:

so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces

like, those yellow ones

and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”

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this is why i didn’t pursue art

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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epic-humor:

#1 Swamp Bestseller

epic-humor:

#1 Swamp Bestseller

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

theelderpond:

pottsisstarksheart:

missusdowney:

missusdowney:

how did tony stark spice up his sex life?

with a little bit of pepper

i don’t think it was just “a little bit”….

an argument could be made for 15

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